[Danleary]

I just had the most fucked up birthday ever. Firstly, I am a super senior with 1 fucking year long class. Second, if I miss one more day than I absent out of the class and fail.

Blizzard. I overslept, car broke down and is in the shop. I can't miss this class, no way in hell I am going through this again... so I decide to go on an odyssey, fuck the weather conditions, rock my scarf and try and hitch a ride. Never hitchhiked before in my life. A few cars go by, I get nervous, and then... this 1984 ford something plumbing van pulls up, with this creepy old elmer fudd looking motherfucker inside. Everything in my head is screaming not to go in, but I can't be late for class, and I will if I walk, so fuck it.

The van is filled with what must have been hundreds of cans of fuldgers coffee, they were filled with washers nuts and bolts. I think I had a bolt riding up my ass. Then, the guy tells me I have pretty eyes. WHA! This is the point where I start thinking up an escape plan in my mind... do that thing I learned in Tae Kwon Doe when I was 6 to disarm the weapon, poke out eyes, kick in windshield, dive to road.

Thankfully that's all that it amounted to, I get to school. Walk to the class relieved I'm on time and then... NOBODY IS THERE! Hanging on the wall is an exam schedule. It's fucking mid term exam week! No class! SDFTGFSDAGSDGSD!

[jimmi]

Fml?

[Andre]

Originally Posted by jimmi

Fml?

Big time.

[Cameron]

Ahahahahahahahhaahaha owned. Did he give you a ride home? >_>

[Rookie]

Originally Posted by jimmi

Fml?

Originally Posted by Andre

Big time.

ditto.

P.S. You shoulda said "and you have some nice nuts."
(in reference to his hardware.... I mean his screwing supplies... I mean.. ah screw it.)

[chimaera]

Classic.